I should buy stock in Verizon

Isabel T: hey...I totally lost my phone last night and I have no idea where it is, so this is the only way I can get ahold of you...I can't go out tonight bc of work unfortunately....So go see harry potter and let me know it is!! i feel badly, i'm sorry.

(If you are going outside at all today, just look down at some point and you are bound to find at least one cell phone. The rate at which girls lose phones is amazing! You know what else I find amazing? Isabel could send this email to me, but she couldn't get my phone number out of a previous email to call me. I guess she misplaced her "inbox," too.)