Why didn't *I* want *you*?

I received an email from "PUGLY_PSU." She said, "I see that you viewed my profile. Why didn't you write to me?" (Maybe I should try that approach on the metro. "Hey, you saw me walk onto the train. Why didn't you ask me out?") She went on to ask, "was it because I'm from Penn State?"

I responded, "Well the Penn State thing didn't help matters, but I looked at your criteria for guys. I wasn't in your age range or in your height range and I didn't match most of what you are looking for in a guy." Hmmm...maybe she couldn't read my profile and was only looking at the photos. (You know, like other PSU grads at a McDonald's menu.)