Mother's Day...

I wrote to Willow and got a response:

"Hey Shawn. Thanks for the email. You are too funny! And cute, too. A lot of the profiles on match are the same, but yours stands out. You seem like a really good guy. I'm not Willow. I'm Willow's mom. She would kill me if she knew I had a profile on here for her. But she got out of a bad relationship and she needs this. She has a profile on jdate that she checks sometimes. You should write to her there." (Oh, okay. I'll join another dating site -- for another religion -- on the off chance your messed-up-over-her-ex daughter might reply to me.)